Because sometimes the Universe keeps sending you people you didn’t order. This shirt makes it crystal clear — sarcastic, bold, and a little petty (the perfect combo).
Featuring the “Maybe the Universe will stop sending me stupid women if I send one back”, this shirt isn’t just comfy — it’s a whole mood.
Premium cotton/poly blend for year-round comfort
Unisex fit — works whether you’re avoiding exes or strangers
Send a message without saying a word.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
