Because sometimes the Universe keeps sending you people you didn’t order. This hoodie makes it crystal clear — sarcastic, bold, and a little petty (the perfect combo).
Featuring the “Maybe the Universe will stop sending me stupid people if I send one back” This hoodie isn’t just comfy — it’s a whole mood.
Premium cotton/poly blend for year-round comfort
Kangaroo pocket (for snacks or receipts)
Unisex fit — works whether you’re avoiding exes or strangers
Send a message without saying a word.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
